Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Alex's guide to teachers

The old history teacher: She is as old as the history she teaches and has first hand accounts of what happened. They are usually blind as bats and very mean. They cant hear what our asking them unless your screaming and they are always super grouchy.


The new teacher: Shes fresh out  of college and doesn't know the horrors of teaching yet. They are usually happy at all times and actually care about the kids. They aren't incredibly skilled and really don't scold kids but don't you worry, they'll get there.


The awesome teacher: Getting this teacher is like getting a needle in a hay stack, they are impossible to find. They are really cool to the kids and laid back, they don't give too much homework, but still make you do work.


The quiet one: This teacher never talks except to give instructions or what workbook pages to do, shouldn't be considered a teacher but maybe more a tree stump. They are known to sit back at there desk and let the kids do as they please. For your own sake though, don't waste time trying to ask the answers, they don't really know the answer.  


The hippie: This teacher could care less what kids are doing, as long as they have there time to discuss the environment they're happy. They don't really believe in giving kids work and there class is just a long period to doze off. They are usually liked and are pretty cool.

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